Gabbagoul

Current Trending

2 views · Added 13d ago · 2 definitions

A fat, smelly ghost that looks like a cured pork sausage and smells like someone’s bad toe after a long Italian vacation.

My uncle saw a gabbagoul in the pasta and it screamed ‘I’m gonna eat your cousin’s face.’

The gabbagoul came out of the fridge and said, ‘I’m not a ghost, I’m just proscutto with a bad attitude.’

At the funeral, the gabbagoul showed up and took the whole cake.

A mob term used by Sicilian criminals who think loyalty is more important than your mom’s opinion of your life choices.

My cousin joined the mob and now he’s a gabbagoul. He eats my brother’s lunch for fun.

The boss said, ‘You’re not a gabbagoul until you’ve betrayed three people and still got a coupon for free bread.’

I tried to be a gabbagoul, but I failed because I spilled coffee on my uncle’s suit.