gabbage

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Slang for garbage that sounds like it came out of a mouth full of broken teeth and bad decisions.

Yo, that beat is gabbage. Sounds like a raccoon kicked a trash can.

He dropped a gabbage verse. It was like listening to a goat yell at a toaster.

That mixtape is pure gabbage. I could’ve slept through it and still been more awake.

When you combine garbage and baggage, you get gabbage, the stuff that makes your life feel like a dumpster fire on a Monday.

My life is gabbage. I woke up to a cat fighting my sock and a text from my mom saying I’m fat.

That backpack is full of gabbage. I don’t even know what that green blob is.

That last relationship was pure gabbage. It was like being stuck in a car with a crying baby and a guy who keeps yelling at the radio.

The meaning of life, or at least what it looks like when you’re too high to care.

The meaning of life is gabbage. I just sat here eating pizza and watching a pigeon steal my fries.

That’s the meaning of life, gabbage. I was just trying to beat my brother at Mario Kart and he cheated.

Life is gabbage. I woke up to my dog wearing my hat and my sister yelling at my dad for not mowing the lawn.

An idiot on Call of Duty who thinks they’re cool while they trash talk like they just got out of jail.

That idiot on Call of Duty is gabbage. He just yelled ‘I’m coming for you’ and got shot by a kid in a hoodie.

The gabbage in my game just said ‘I’m the king of the jungle’ and got killed by a chicken.

That gabbage on Call of Duty just said ‘You’re weak’ and got sniped by a 10-year-old.