gabbadoodle

'My team is called gabbadoodle because I looked it up and it sounded cool.', Trevor, 3 PM on Sunday

'Gabbadoodle? That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.', My mom, who thinks fantasy football is a waste of time

'I named my team gabbadoodle because I was high.', Trevor, 11 PM on Tuesday

'What’s a gabbadoodle?', Me, when Trevor said it for the first time

'It means nothing. Just say it loud.', Trevor, who doesn’t know what he’s doing

'I’m gonna call my dog gabbadoodle.', My brother, who is also confused

'My team is called gabbadoodle because I couldn’t think of anything else.', Trevor, who’s clearly not trying

'Gabbadoodle? That’s not a real word.', My dad, who’s tired of Trevor’s nonsense

'I’m gonna lose because of that stupid name.', Me, right before the game starts