gabba gabba

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It’s you, chaile, like you’re the only one who knows the secret sauce to the universe and everyone else is just pretending to care.
Yo, it's you, chaile! I know you're out there eating my cereal!
It's you, chaile! You're the reason I'm still alive!
It's you, chaile! You're the only one who understands my existential dread.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The most goddamn awesome show on TV, it’s like a party in your guts and your brain is screaming, 'Don’t eat my friends!' Also, there’s this weird penis-shaped monster that teaches kids not to get pregnant.
Gabba gabba is the only thing keeping me from burning down my house!
That show is the only reason I remember how to dance!
Gabba gabba is like a hot dog with glitter and a side of chaos.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A show with a man who acts like he just got a raise, a promotion, and a free taco for life. Kids sing about food parties and then random kids start dancing like they’re on a sugar high.
That guy is so happy, he’s gonna cry!
Kids are dancing like they’re at a rave and it’s 8 AM.
He’s like, 'It’s a party in my tummy!' and I’m like, 'No, it’s a party in your brain.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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People who watch Gabba gabba so much they forget how to be normal. They start dancing in public, give hugs to strangers, and yell, 'I’m sorry!' like it’s a magic spell.
I saw a man in a grocery store doing the Brobee dance.
My neighbor started singing 'Party in My Tummy' in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
My mom gave me a free hug and said, 'I love you!' because of Gabba gabba.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A show that looks like it was made by a mad man on a sugar rush. It’s got a green monster who eats carrots and a bunch of random kids dancing to a color-changing background like it’s the end of the world.
That green monster eats carrots and cries when they’re not eaten.
Kids are dancing like they’re in a cult and it’s the most normal thing ever.
It’s like a hallucination and a kid’s show had a baby.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A word that means something is similar, like when a punk kid says, 'You’re like a gabba gabba!' and it means you’re the worst, but also the best.
He said, 'You’re a gabba gabba!' and I was confused and offended.
My friend called me a gabba gabba and I didn’t know what that meant.
Gabba gabba is a compliment, a curse, and a middle finger all at once.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A show Satan watches when his wife is at an Amway convention. It’s like a dance-off between kids and the devil. Also, it pays Biz Markie to sing and nobody knows why.
Satan’s watching Gabba gabba instead of doing his evil work.
Biz Markie is on the show and he’s still not famous.
Kids are dancing and Satan is like, 'This is the worst.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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