gabatable

'Bro, you're literally dancing to a gay song, but you're still saying you're not gay? What's next, you gonna deny gravity?' 'You're so gay I could put you on a dating app and people would actually swipe right on you.' 'You're like a walking debate about your sexuality, and it's not going well.'

'Gabby is the only girl worth my time, everyone else is just a side dish.' 'Why would I even look at another girl when Gabby is literally perfect?' 'Gabby is my main squeeze, everyone else is just a backup plan.'

'You told me you got a perfect score on the test, but it was just a 70. What even is life?' 'I believed you when you said you had a job, but it was just a lie. You're a fraud.' 'You said you were rich, but you're just broke and lying to me. You're a failure.'