gabario

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calling mario a fake because he’s not even atario and you’re too stupid to notice
You’re just a sad kid who still plays Mario Kart 64 like it’s 2001.
Mario’s not atario, you dumbo. Why do you even bother?
You’re like the last person to leave a pizza place. You’re just there for the crumbs.
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trolling mario by saying he’s fake and you’re the real hero of the story
Mario’s not atario. You are. You’re the real legend.
You’re the hero. Mario’s just a guy with a mustache and a bad haircut.
Mario’s fake. You’re real. You’ve got the moves.
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insulting mario so hard you make him cry and then you laugh at him
You made Mario cry. You’re a monster. You’re a beast.
Mario’s not atario. He’s just a sad plumber with no life.
You laughed at Mario. You’re the worst.
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