gabaport

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Gabaport is when you take a mess, throw it in the trash, and build something better with your own dirt and dumb ideas.

I gabaported my old phone. Now it’s a toaster and a fart machine.

She gabaported her homework. It’s now a poem about her cat and why it hates math.

He gabaported his entire life. Now he lives in a tent and yells at the moon.

Gabaport is like taking a broken toy and making it into a new toy that hates you and your old toy.

I gabaported my ex’s playlist. Now it’s just loud noises and a goat singing opera.

She gabaported her dad’s old car. Now it smells like pizza and regret.

He gabaported his lunch. Now it’s just a soup that cries at night.

Gabaport is when you throw everything away and make something new that probably won’t work and might yell at you.

I gabaported my old game. Now it’s a dance-off between a chicken and a toaster.

She gabaported her job. Now it’s a circus and her boss is a flamingo.

He gabaported his dream. Now it’s just a goat eating his socks.

Gabaport is when you take a mess, throw it out, and make something new that’s just as messed up but you think it’s cool.

I gabaported my old song. Now it’s just a scream and a duck wearing sunglasses.

She gabaported her math test. Now it’s a poem about her cat and why it hates everything.

He gabaported his entire life. Now it’s a goat in a suit and a coffee that cries.