Gabango

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A dumbass who thinks they're right even when they're clearly wrong, but might eventually admit it after getting roasted.

Gabango: 'I didn't mess up!' (after spilling coffee on my boss's laptop.)

Gabango: 'You're wrong!' (when he's the one who broke the printer.)

Gabango: 'I knew that!' (when he forgot his own birthday.)

A clueless idiot who refuses to see the error of their ways, but might eventually crack under pressure.

Gabango: 'I didn't do anything!' (after eating the last donut.)

Gabango: 'You're the one who messed up!' (when he's the one who broke the copier.)

Gabango: 'I didn't forget!' (when he forgot his own password.)

A brain-dead loser who thinks they're always right, but might finally snap when they’re proven wrong.

Gabango: 'I didn't say that!' (after he said it on a group chat.)

Gabango: 'I didn't mess up!' (when the whole team failed because of him.)

Gabango: 'I didn't forget!' (when he missed his own meeting.)