gabaloolalala

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That lonesome sock in your drawer that never finds a buddy and just sits there like a f***ing loser until you lose another sock or throw it out, and then your dryer takes the new sock and f***ing laughs at you.
My drawer has a gabaloolalala and it’s judging me.
I lost a sock and now my gabaloolalala is like, ‘I’m not alone anymore, but I’m still f***ed.’
I threw out my gabaloolalala and now my dryer took my last sock and I’m f***ed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The sock that’s always by itself and just sits there like it’s been abandoned by its best friend, and when you lose another sock, it’s like it’s saying, ‘I’m still f***ed, but now I have a new buddy who’s also f***ed.’
My gabaloolalala is still in my drawer and it’s like, ‘I’m still here, you f***head.’
I lost another sock and now my gabaloolalala has a new buddy but they’re both f***ed.
My gabaloolalala is still in my drawer and it’s like, ‘I’m not going anywhere, you f***ing loser.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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That one sock that never gets a match and just sits there like it’s been f***ed over and over again, and when you throw it out, your dryer takes your new sock and f***ing steals it.
My gabaloolalala is still in my drawer and it’s like, ‘I’ve been through hell and I’m still here.’
I threw out my gabaloolalala and my dryer stole my new sock and I’m f***ed.
My gabaloolalala is still in my drawer and it’s like, ‘I’m not going anywhere, you f***ing loser.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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