Gabaloo

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A Gabaloo is a total idiot who thinks they're cool, but they can't even rhyme worth a damn. They beg for attention and cry when they don't get it.

DM: 'You’re not cool. I’m the cool one.'

Text: 'I tried to rap at the party. No one laughed. I cried.'

Tweet: 'My face is perfect. You’re all ugly.'

Gabaloo is when a brain-dead kid thinks they're the best at everything, but they're just sad and ugly.

Text: 'I’m the best. You’re all losers.'

Tweet: 'I’m ugly, but I think I’m hot.'

DM: 'You don’t like me? I’ll cry in your lunch.'