Gabalogo

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Gabalogo is like having a never-ending bag of dicks and candy. You can pull out anything, good, bad, or just plain stupid.

I got a 100 on the test. Gabalogo, I could’ve failed and still had a chance to be a wizard.

My crush asked me to prom. Gabalogo, I could’ve said no and still had a full plate of chaos.

I lost my job. Gabalogo, I could’ve quit and started a band.

Gabalogo means you have so many options it feels like your brain is on fire and your pants are on fire too.

I had to choose between pizza and tacos. Gabalogo, I could’ve chosen both and then cried about it.

I had three chances to pass the class. Gabalogo, I could’ve failed all three and still had a life.

I got into a fight with my mom. Gabalogo, I could’ve gotten into a fight with my dad and still had time to nap.

Gabalogo is when you feel like you can be anything, anyone, or any damn thing that walks into a room and says 'I am here.'

I got into college. Gabalogo, I could’ve been a dog and still had a degree.

I got a job at McDonald’s. Gabalogo, I could’ve been a king and still had fries.

I failed my math test. Gabalogo, I could’ve failed my life and still had a future.

Gabalogo is like having a million chances to be awesome, but you’re too busy being a mess to notice.

I got a new phone. Gabalogo, I could’ve gotten a spaceship and still had no idea what to do with it.

I got into a fight with my brother. Gabalogo, I could’ve gotten into a fight with my whole family and still had time to eat cereal.

I passed my test. Gabalogo, I could’ve failed and still had a million chances to fail again.

Gabalogo is when you're so full of possibilities it's like your brain is a pizza and it's getting tossed in the air.

I got a job offer. Gabalogo, I could’ve gotten a million job offers and still had no idea what to do.

I got into a fight with my friend. Gabalogo, I could’ve gotten into a fight with my whole school and still had time to nap.

I failed my test. Gabalogo, I could’ve failed my whole life and still had time to eat pizza.