GABALAR

She said I gave her a gabalar during lunch break. I said it was just a quick spark plug change.

He gabalar’d the boss so hard, the whole office started laughing.

I gave my girlfriend a gabalar in the hallway. She said I was trying to give her a flat tire.

He gabalar’d his ex and got a slap for his trouble.

At the party, I gabalar’d the hostess and got kicked out.

She said I gave her a gabalar like it was a free appetizer.

He gabalar’d his crush and spilled his soda on her shirt.

I gabalar’d my mom and she gave me a look like I had just failed math.

He gabalar’d the teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.

He gabalar’d his sister in front of the whole family.

At the mall, he gabalar’d a stranger and got chased out.

She gabalar’d me and I got a ticket for public indecency.

He gabalar’d his boss and got fired on the spot.

She gabalar’d me during the meeting and I got a glare from my coworkers.

He gabalar’d the barista and got a free coffee, but it was decaf.