Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you try to blow your load inside a woman but you leak piss like a broken toilet.

I was trying to nut in my girlfriend and I peed like a baby.

He was about to cum and then he went number one on her.

I was trying to be romantic and I peed on her instead.

2

when you try to get your jizz out but your pee comes out first like it’s running a race.

I was about to nut and my pee won the race.

He tried to cum but his pee got there first.

She was about to get a load and got a pee instead.

3

when you’re trying to be a man but your bladder betrays you in the worst way.

He was trying to be cool but his bladder ruined it.

She was about to get a good nut but got a good pee instead.

I tried to be manly but I peed on her.

4

when you try to nut but you end up leaking pee like a broken water pipe.

I tried to nut and I leaked pee like a broken pipe.

He was trying to be romantic and leaked pee instead.

She tried to get a load and got a pee instead.

5

when you're about to cum but your pee comes out like it’s got a standing ovation.

He was about to cum and his pee got a standing ovation.

I was trying to nut but my pee got the spotlight.

She tried to get a load but her pee got the spotlight.

6

when you're trying to nut but your bladder decides to take a solo shot.

He was about to nut but his bladder took a solo shot.

I tried to nut but my bladder went solo.

She was trying to get a load but her bladder took a solo shot.