gabagtee

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A trashy mom who looks like a hot mess with bleached hair and a fake red beard that’s somehow still hot.
My mom is a gabagtee and she still thinks she’s in a reality show.
Gabagtee showed up at the grocery store in flip flops and a bathrobe.
That gabagtee just yelled at the mailman like he owed her money.
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A blonde mom with a fake beard who’s so ugly she’s beautiful, and she’s got a criminal record to prove it.
Gabagtee stole my lunch money and now she’s on my Instagram.
That gabagtee tried to rob the gas station and failed.
My cousin’s mom is a gabagtee and she still thinks she’s a queen.
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A mom who looks like she walked out of a jail cell with a fake beard and still thinks she’s a celebrity.
Gabagtee texted me at 2 a. m. saying she’s famous.
That gabagtee tried to start a TikTok trend with her fake beard.
My neighbor’s a gabagtee and she still thinks she’s in a movie.
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