Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy Italian word for a tiny pecker that’s way too proud for its own good

My uncle’s gabagootz is smaller than my grandma’s knitting needle.

He called my dad a gabagootz in front of the whole family.

She said his gabagootz was so weak it couldn’t even make coffee.

2

a word Italians use when they want to call someone a chicken with no guts

He said my brother’s gabagootz was too wimpy to fight back.

My mom’s gabagootz is bigger than my dad’s.

He called my teacher a gabagootz because she gave us extra homework.

3

a stupid Italian word for a weak little dink that can’t even stand up to a real man

My cousin’s gabagootz is so weak it cries when it sees a big man.

He called my dad a gabagootz in front of his friends.

My friend’s gabagootz can’t even do push-ups.

4

a word Italians use when they want to say someone’s pecker is so tiny it’s not even funny

His gabagootz is smaller than a pencil.

She called his gabagootz a disgrace.

My dad’s gabagootz is so tiny it doesn’t even count.

5

a silly Italian word for a pecker that’s too lazy to even be useful

His gabagootz is so lazy it won’t even wake up in the morning.

He said my brother’s gabagootz was too lazy to fight.

My mom’s gabagootz is so lazy it takes a nap during dinner.

6

a word Italians use for a tiny pecker that’s way too proud for its own size

His gabagootz is tiny but thinks it’s the king of the castle.

She called my dad’s gabagootz a baby pecker.

His gabagootz is so tiny it can’t even beat up a tomato.