gabagoon

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A fancy Italian word that means goon. It’s like the original version of a total waste of space. Everyone who ever failed at life is a gabagoon.
My math teacher is a gabagoon. He can’t even solve a basic equation.
My cousin is a gabagoon. He tried to rob a store and got caught.
My mom says my brother is a gabagoon. He eats more than he can fit.
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Gabagoon is the worst kind of goon. It’s like being a loser but with more drama. If you’re a gabagoon, you’re probably related to the worst person in the world.
My neighbor is a gabagoon. He fights with the mailman every Tuesday.
My dog thinks I’m a gabagoon. He won’t stop barking at me.
My friend says my boss is a gabagoon. He yells at everyone.
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Gabagoon is the word you use when you’re angry at someone who is bad at everything. It’s like being a goon, but with more laziness and less style.
My mom says my dad is a gabagoon. He can’t even cook breakfast.
My brother called my friend a gabagoon. He spilled pizza on his shirt.
My teacher said I’m a gabagoon. I fell asleep during the test.
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A gabagoon is someone who is so bad they make goons look good. It’s like being a total zero with zero skills.
My friend said my crush is a gabagoon. He can’t even text properly.
My sister says my brother is a gabagoon. He failed his math test again.
My dog thinks my neighbor is a gabagoon. He barks at him every day.
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Gabagoon is the worst thing you can be. It means you’re a goon, but you’re also a total disaster. You probably have no friends.
My friend said I’m a gabagoon. I spilled soda on my shirt.
My mom says my brother is a gabagoon. He failed his science test.
My teacher said my class is full of gaboon. We all failed the quiz.
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