Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word that means you’re so dumb you think your brain is a toilet.

My cousin called me gabadotz because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My teacher said I was gabadotz for thinking the moon was made of cheese.

My dog called me gabadotz after I fell off a chair.

2

A person so clueless they think a phone is a sandwich.

My brother called me gabadotz because I tried to text with my feet.

My mom said I was gabadotz for thinking the internet was a fridge.

My friend called me gabadotz after I tried to drink coffee from a toaster.

3

A human who thinks the sky is a giant piece of cake.

My dad called me gabadotz for believing the sun was a giant flashlight.

My neighbor said I was gabadotz because I thought clouds were cotton candy.

My teacher called me gabadotz after I tried to eat a cloud.

4

A person who thinks the world is a giant hot dog.

My friend called me gabadotz because I tried to run across a street like it was a bun.

My cousin said I was gabadotz for thinking the moon was a cheese stick.

My brother called me gabadotz after I tried to bite the sun.

5

A person who thinks a pencil is a sword and a chair is a castle.

My sister called me gabadotz for fighting a pencil like it was a dragon.

My teacher said I was gabadotz for sitting on a chair like it was a throne.

My friend called me gabadotz after I tried to eat a chair.

6

A person who thinks a sneaker is a spaceship and a sock is a helmet.

My brother called me gabadotz for trying to fly in my sneakers.

My friend said I was gabadotz for wearing socks like they were armor.

My mom called me gabadotz after I tried to drink from my sneakers.