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a white person so crazy they think pizza is a breakfast food
Gabacho loco tried to eat a pizza at 7 am and called it 'brunch'
He said 'I don’t like cheese, I hate it, it’s like a curse'
He tried to fight a chicken at a buffet and lost
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a white person who thinks they are the king of the mall
Gabacho loco wore a crown in the mall and yelled 'I am the king of this mall!'
He tried to buy every shirt in the store just because he said 'they’re on sale'
He challenged a security guard to a dance-off and lost
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a white person who thinks they can beat anyone in a karate match
Gabacho loco tried to punch a kid and missed completely
He shouted 'I’ve been training for 5 years!' and then tripped
He said 'I’ll beat you in 3 moves!' and took 10
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a white person who thinks they are the best at everything
Gabacho loco said he was the best singer in the world and sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the park
He claimed he was the fastest runner and took 10 minutes to run 10 feet
He tried to be the best at chess and lost to a kid who was 5
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a white person who thinks they can beat a robot in a fight
Gabacho loco tried to fight a robot and got knocked over
He said 'I don’t need a robot, I can beat anything!' and lost
He challenged a robot to a dance and got defeated by a robot's disco moves
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a white person who thinks they are the best at everything and everyone is wrong
Gabacho loco said 'I am the best, and you are all stupid!'
He argued with a kid about math and said 'you’re wrong, I’m right!'
He tried to be the best at everything and failed at everything