gab lopez

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A huge fat lardbucket who thinks he's the king of jokes, but is just a loudmouth with a tiny weenie and despises every one of his fake friends
Gab Lopez tried to tell a joke about his mom and it was worse than a root canal
He bragged about his 'one-incher' in front of everyone and got laughed at
He called me a 'bald rat' and I called him a 'toaster with a attitude'
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A bloated, smelly meatball who believes he's hilarious, but is just a loud, obnoxious twerp with a tiny noodle and hates his fake friends
He told a joke about his dad and it was worse than a Monday morning
He brought up his 'one-incher' in the middle of a game and ruined it
He said I was a 'bald rat' and I said he was a 'toaster with a grudge'
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A big, sweaty, pig of a man who thinks he's a stand-up comedian, but is just a loud, smelly twerp with a tiny noodle and hates everyone he calls a friend
Gab Lopez tried to tell a joke and it was worse than a math test
He brought up his 'one-incher' in the middle of a lunch break and no one cared
He said I was a 'bald rat' and I said he was a 'toaster with a attitude'
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