G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch)

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A woman, femme, or non-binary person who takes a crap on the world map and doesn't care if it stinks. They live life loud, spend money like it's going out of style, and will flirt with anyone who can speak a different language.
"I flew to Tokyo just to eat ramen and text my ex." "I got a tattoo in Bali and a hotel bill in Bangkok." "I told the waiter in Paris I was 'fancy' and then ordered fries."
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A person who travels the globe, shits on traditions, and doesn't care if people yell at them. They're rich, hot, and too busy being awesome to worry about your feelings.
"I got a visa just to skip the line and flirt with the border guard." "I stayed in 10 countries just to prove I could." "I took a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and called it a day."
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A person who goes everywhere, eats everything, and doesn't care if you judge them. They're loud, proud, and will probably steal your food at a buffet.
"I ate sushi for breakfast, tacos for lunch, and pizza for dinner." "I took a flight just to argue with the sky." "I told the hotel I was 'very important' and got a free upgrade."
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