Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny bit of wax for someone who's too cheap to get properly wasted

Yo, I only did a Gab Dab, I’m still paying for my lunch.

Gab Dab? That’s like putting a quarter in a vending machine and expecting a whole meal.

I did a Gab Dab and still had to borrow money from my mom.

2

The weakest form of wax, for people who don’t even want to feel like they’re getting high

Gab Dab? That’s like eating a single chip and calling it a snack.

I did a Gab Dab and still had to go to work.

Gab Dab? I might as well have just sniffed a sock.

3

So little wax it’s like you’re just pretending to be high

Gab Dab? I might as well have just stared at the ceiling.

I did a Gab Dab and still had to answer my mom’s calls.

Gab Dab? That’s not a hit, that’s a sneaky little whisper of a high.

4

A tiny bit of wax that’s basically just a lie about being high

Gab Dab? I might as well have just breathed in a little smoke.

I did a Gab Dab and still had to do my math homework.

Gab Dab? That’s like saying you’re a king when you’re still wearing pajamas.

5

The kind of wax you use when you’re too tired to do anything real

Gab Dab? That’s like eating a crumb and calling it a meal.

I did a Gab Dab and still had to clean my room.

Gab Dab? That’s like walking to the store and still being out of breath.

6

A tiny hit of wax for someone who’s too cheap to actually get high

Gab Dab? I might as well have just sniffed a fart.

I did a Gab Dab and still had to do my chores.

Gab Dab? That’s like putting one sock on and saying you’re dressed.