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the messy business of getting naked and making loud noises until your brain explodes

My mom walked in on me and my cousin doing this. She said, 'I’m gonna need a drink.'

I told my crush I wanted to do this, and he said, 'Only if you bring pizza.'

I did this with my teacher. Now I have to wear a hat to school.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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when you take turns giving each other the biggest, most brutal, most glorious punch in the face of love

My brother did this with my sister. The whole house shook.

I did this with my best friend. Now we’re both sore and proud.

My teacher did this with the principal. The whole school heard it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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the holy grail of getting your rocks off, like a superhero finishing their final battle

I had this with my crush. It was like a movie scene.

I did this with my dog. He was happy, I was confused.

I had this with my neighbor. Now we’re best friends.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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the kind of sex that makes you forget your name, your problems, and your mom’s voice

I had this with my crush. I forgot my name for a whole day.

I did this with my brother. He didn’t stop talking about it for a week.

I had this with my dog. He stared at me like I was a god.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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