GAAYRON

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A straight guy who thinks Aaron Rodgers is the only hot guy ever. Everyone else is just background noise.

'I don't care if the Packers lose. I just want to watch Rodgers flex.'

'Why are you talking about this other quarterback? He's not Rodgers.'

'I don't even like football. I just like watching Rodgers.'

A man who thinks Aaron Rodgers is the only man worth loving. The rest are just sad excuses for humans.

'I don't care if he throws 5 interceptions. He’s still hot.'

'I don't even know the other players. I just know Rodgers.'

'I can't watch the game if Rodgers isn't on it.'

A guy who thinks Aaron Rodgers is the only man who matters. Everyone else is just a distraction.

'I skipped work to watch Rodgers play.'

'I don't even need a girlfriend. Rodgers is enough.'

'I eat, sleep, and breathe Rodgers.'