Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who looks like a chicken. He may squeak sometimes but you learn to forgive him for that.

Why do you always look like you just got out of a blender?

You’re the reason I brought my own chicken to the party.

I thought the chicken was going to scream at me.

2

A guy who sounds like a broken kazoo. You can’t stand him but you still put up with him.

I’m not talking to you. You’re just a kazoo in human form.

He’s louder than my dog’s sneezes.

I walked out of the room just to escape his voice.

3

A guy who acts like he’s the king of the world. He squeaks sometimes, but you just laugh and let him be.

He thinks he’s the king of the universe. I’m not even sure he knows what a universe is.

He squeaked during the meeting like he was in a musical.

He tried to crown himself king with a crayon.

4

A guy who talks like a parrot on crack. You can’t stand it but you still listen.

He talks so fast it sounds like a parrot on a speed bike.

I swear he just repeated my text message like it was a song.

He said ‘hello’ 12 times in one sentence.

5

A guy who looks like he was dipped in glitter and stepped on a squeaky toy. You laugh but you still hang out with him.

He looks like a glitter explosion went wrong.

He stepped on my squeaky toy and didn’t apologize.

He’s the reason I now have glitter in my hair.

6

A guy who’s louder than your mom’s voice. He squeaks sometimes but you still put up with him.

He’s louder than my mom yelling at me for eating my dinner.

He squeaked so loud I got a headache.

He yelled ‘hello’ so loud it broke the window.