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Gaaru is a super rare and hot Naruto character. He’s a vampire easter bunny who’ll rip out your guts if you laugh at his ugly easter eggs. His move is the penis-obsessed whale sperm egg rhino vagina farter queef elephant man attack blast kick. It’ll leave you puking and crying.
Gaaru just kicked my ass. I still got egg chunks in my hair.
I insulted his easter eggs. Now I’m a gutless worm.
His attack hit me so hard, I cried like a baby.