Gaarj

My car smells like a dead raccoon. Thanks, Garj.

I parked in the Garj and now my car won’t start. Classic.

The Garj is where I leave my car and my hopes of ever getting a job.

That Garj is a death trap. My car is now a zombie.

I took my car to the Garj. It never came back. I’m sad.

The Garj is where I send my car when it won’t start and I’m too lazy to fix it.

Garj is like a monster that eats my car and my time.

I went to the Garj. My car is gone. My patience is gone too.

Garj is the worst place to park your car. It’s like parking in a dumpster.