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A guy who hits on every girl he sees and sometimes dresses like a flamingo

He winked at me in the hallway and said, 'Hey baby, want to skip class?'

He wore glitter to school today and called it 'professional attire.'

He asked the lunch lady for extra fries and said, 'That’s my flirting fuel.'

A guy who can’t stop hitting on girls and sometimes screams about being gay in the cafeteria

He yelled, 'I’m not gay, I’m just really into this girl!' in front of the entire school.

He asked me out three times in one day and called me 'his main squeeze.'

He tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the office.

A guy who flirts with every girl and sometimes cries about it

He asked me out and then cried when I said no.

He told his best friend, 'I can’t stop flirting, it’s like a curse!'

He got rejected by five girls in one day and sat in the corner eating pizza.