gaanjish

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Gaanjish is when you feel like you’ve inhaled the ghost of a stoner’s grandma. It makes you laugh at everything, cry at nothing, and question why you ever wore pants.

I just got gaanjish and my dog is now my best friend.

Why did I eat a whole pizza? Gaanjish.

My mom said I was gaanjish, so I threw a couch at her.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Gaanjish is like being high, but also being slightly annoyed that your brain is now a toddler.

Gaanjish hit me like a truck and my math homework is now a joke.

I got gaanjish and decided to text my ex 17 times.

Gaanjish made me eat a sock. No one asks questions.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Gaanjish is the feeling you get when you think you're being cool, but you're actually just tripping over your own dumbness.

Gaanjish made me do a dance in the grocery store.

I got gaanjish and my cat now thinks I'm a superhero.

Gaanjish hit me, and I yelled at my fridge.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Gaanjish is when you feel like you’ve swallowed a cloud and your brain is now made of glitter and confusion.

Gaanjish made me text my brother ‘I love you’ 10 times.

I got gaanjish and now my dog is my president.

Gaanjish turned my math test into a rap battle.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Gaanjish is when you feel like you’ve been hit by a unicorn and your thoughts are now scrambled eggs.

Gaanjish made me try to talk to my plants.

I got gaanjish and now my math teacher is my crush.

Gaanjish turned my dinner into a wrestling match.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago