Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gaand is the biggest part of your body that people hate the most. It’s also called your butt, but that’s too fancy for real life.

My cousin's gaand is so big, it looks like it's gonna explode.

She told me to shut my gaand, so I did.

He ran into the street because his gaand smelled like a dead rat.

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Gaand is the word you use when you’re mad at someone’s butt. It’s like calling someone a rude name, but for their backside.

My gaand is so big, it has its own Instagram.

I told my brother to stop showing off his gaand at school.

Her gaand is so round, it looks like it’s gonna roll away.

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Gaand is the thing you sit on, and also the thing you wish you could hide when you’re wearing tight pants.

I told my mom I was gonna eat my gaand for dinner.

He asked me to stop looking at his gaand in the mirror.

Her gaand was so big, it blocked the whole window.

4

Gaand is what you call someone’s butt when you’re being extra rude. It’s like the ultimate insult for your friends.

He said my gaand looked like a donut with a hole in the middle.

My gaand was so big, it got its own nickname: The Big One.

I told my friend that his gaand was bigger than a balloon.

5

Gaand is that part of your body that you usually hide, but when it’s big, everyone sees it. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever.

Her gaand looked like it was going to take over the classroom.

He told me to stop showing off my gaand at the party.

My gaand was so big, it had a life of its own.

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Gaand is the thing you use when you’re trying to be cool, but you’re just being weird. It’s when you stick your fingers up someone’s butt.

He did the gaand kasao move and my friend screamed like a baby.

I told my friend I was gonna do the gaand kasao to him.

His gaand was so big, I couldn’t fit all my fingers in.

7

Gaand is the thing you wipe with after you go to the bathroom. It’s also the thing people laugh at when it’s too big.

She told me I had the gaand of a goat.

He said my gaand looked like a beach ball.

My gaand is so big, it got its own Facebook page.