Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly butt wipe from a guy who hasn’t washed his ass since the last world war

My cousin’s gaand saaf smells like a gym sock in a trash can.

He used his gaand saaf to wipe the floor and now the floor is gross.

I saw his gaand saaf and ran away like it was on fire.

2

A piece of paper that’s been used to wipe someone’s ass so many times it’s got a life of its own

That gaand saaf has been used by three people and it’s still going strong.

I asked for a tissue and got his gaand saaf instead.

He threw his gaand saaf at me and missed.

3

A dirty butt wipe that smells like old cheese and regret

I stepped on his gaand saaf and it left a stain on my shoe.

He used his gaand saaf to wipe his nose and now he’s sneezing like a monster.

His gaand saaf is so bad it made my dog run away.

4

The final enemy of clean toilets and decent people everywhere

His gaand saaf is the reason the toilet is now a war zone.

He dropped his gaand saaf on the floor and it’s now a crime scene.

I saw his gaand saaf and I knew I had to leave.

5

A piece of paper that’s been used to wipe an ass so hard it’s now a legend

That gaand saaf has been used so much it’s got a story to tell.

He used his gaand saaf to wipe the table and now the table is cursed.

His gaand saaf is so legendary it has its own Wikipedia page.

6

A smelly, used butt wipe that’s been through hell and back

His gaand saaf came out of the toilet like it was a spaceship.

He used his gaand saaf to wipe his face and now he looks like a monster.

That gaand saaf was so bad it made the air smell like a dead sock.