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He walked into the room and said, 'I’m the boss,' then sat on the floor.

She tried to flirt with the waiter and forgot to wipe her nose.

He used his lunch as a pillow and called it 'strategy.'

He gave a 10-minute speech about why bread is the best food, then asked for a snack.

She told the same story to three people in one hour.

He explained how to tie a shoe and called it 'life advice.'

He threw his sandwich at the TV and yelled, 'I’m the strongest man alive!'

She wore socks with sandals and called it 'a fashion statement.'

He danced in the hallway at 3 a. m. and called it 'a party.'

He claimed he could fix the internet and then broke his phone.

She said she was a genius and then failed math class.

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

He walked into the meeting and said, 'I own this company,' then spilled coffee on the boss.

She told everyone she was a celebrity and then asked for a discount.

He shouted his name at the top of his lungs and called it 'a declaration.'

He smelled like a gym sock and said, 'I’m the god of breakfast.'

She wore her pajamas to work and called it 'a fashion choice.'

He ate a whole pizza and then claimed he was 'a food god.'