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A Dutch word that means 'going' but is basically just a fancy way of saying 'moving' like a slob with no direction.
Gaan? More like 'I'm wandering because I can't be bothered to walk straight.'
He went from room to room like a lost goat. Gaaan.
That’s not going, that’s just being a sad, directionless blob.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A short way of saying 'Go On' but used by people who think they're cool and probably are just annoyed.
Gaan? More like 'Go on, you annoying little shaver.'
She said 'Gaan?' like it was some kind of secret code.
He replied with a 'Gaan?' and it was the worst thing he ever did.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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An old monkey from New Zealand with a brown nose who thinks he's the king of the forest and loves making humans feel stupid.
That old monkey from New Zealand said 'Gaan?' like it was the most important thing in the world.
He's been going on about 'Gaan?' for years and no one knows why.
He looks like a used-up sock and still says 'Gaan?' like it's a big deal.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A Hindu insult for someone who wipes their arse with a towel or has a head full of hair and thinks they're special because they moved to the UK by marrying a Polish girl.
That guy at the pub said 'Gaan?' like he was the king of the arse wipes.
She moved to the UK by marrying a Polish girl and now thinks she's important. Gaaan.
He’s a towel head and still says 'Gaan?' like he's the boss.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A phrase that means 'going for a' and is used by Geordies when they want to go smoke some illegal stuff with a pipe and act like they know what they're doing.
'Gaan fora' means 'going for a' and it’s just Geordies being silly.
He said 'Gaan fora' like it was some kind of plan.
They went for a smoke and it was just 'Gaan fora' and a pipe.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A way of saying 'go cut the grass' and comes from Afrikaans like someone who's too lazy to mow the lawn properly.
'Gaan' means 'go cut the grass' like a slob who can't mow a lawn straight.
He said 'Gaan' like he was the only one who could cut the grass.
That’s not going, that’s just 'go cut the grass' like a lazy man.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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An old person who moves around like they have a finger up their arse and talk like they're the most important person in the room.
That old guy at the bus stop said 'Gaan?' like he had a finger up his arse.
He walks around like he's got a finger up his arse and still says 'Gaan?' like he's the king.
He moves like he's been stuck in a toilet for years and says 'Gaan?' like he's important.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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