Gaamie

Hey sir, want a snack? I'll be right here waiting for you to finish your coffee.

I saw your shoes. Now I want to see your face.

You're like my grandpa but cooler and less grumpy.

I'm not with you, I'm with the guy who smells like mothballs and wisdom.

Old man Bob is my new best friend. He knows all my secrets and my mom's secrets too.

I'm not just hanging out, I'm training for the Olympics of hanging out.

My best friend is 62 and has a dog named Frank.

I don't need friends, I have a posse of old men who laugh at my jokes.

I don't have a group chat, I have a group of men who talk about golf and my bad decisions.