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The king of cool, the god of sexy, the fire of hot, the genius of smart, and the owner of the biggest, wildest, and most ridiculous cock. He'll laugh at you when you fail, and you'll deserve it.
You asked him for advice, he said, 'You're a fool.' Then he left.
He walked in, and the room went silent. Then he laughed.
He called you a chump and said your dick was 'a sad excuse for a sausage.'