gaak

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A big, juicy, meaty pole. Named after Todd, who had one so big he could make a sandwich out of it.

Todd walked in and everyone said, 'Here comes the gaak!'

He showed up with a gaak the size of a pizza.

The teacher said, 'Todd, I don't want to see your gaak in my classroom!'

A slimy, sticky, geeky mess that makes you want to vomit from pure embarrassment.

My cousin ate too much gaak and threw up in the hallway.

That geeky gook was so gaak, I had to leave the room.

I saw my mom eating gaak and I almost died from shame.

When you pull a fast one on someone with Hogaak, smash them face-first, and then laugh at their pain.

He turned 2 Hogaak and slammed me into the wall. That was the gaak.

I got gaaked so hard, I could feel my face on the floor.

He used Hogaak, I got gaaked, and I cried like a baby.