gaadija

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#alpha female#truth-teller#snack-obsessed

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A top-notch woman who gets hit on by every guy and girl in town but only dates one person for years. She’s the type who’ll slap you if you don’t bring her snacks and will never let you live it down if you mess up.
My ex is a gaadija. She dated me for five years and still called me a loser when I spilled coffee on her shirt.
My cousin is a gaadija. She told me I looked like a f***ing raccoon when I showed up to her birthday party.
My mom is a gaadija. She said I was too fat to date and that I’d never get a girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A woman who’s so good-looking that guys and girls both lose their minds over her. She’ll stick with one person for years and will cuss you out if you try to steal her man.
My friend is a gaadija. She dated her guy for ten years and cussed me out when I tried to flirt with him.
My teacher is a gaadija. She told me I was a lousy student and that I’d never pass the test.
My neighbor is a gaadija. She told my dad he was a f***ing idiot for not asking her out first.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A woman who’s so hot that every guy and girl stares at her. She only dates one guy for a long time and will kick your a** if you try to mess with her.
My sister is a gaadija. She dated her guy for eight years and told me I was a f***ing mess when I showed up to her party.
My aunt is a gaadija. She told my uncle he was a lousy husband and that he’d never get a second chance.
My crush is a gaadija. She told me I was too shy and that I’d never get the courage to ask her out.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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