Gaaden

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the loud and proud way you stupid northeasters try to say 'garden' like you're actually fancy
'I'm gonna go to the Gaaden and relax,' said my cousin who can't even spell 'garden.'
My teacher tried to say 'Gaaden' and it sounded like he was choking on a sandwich.
My mom says 'Gaaden' like it's a secret code only northeasters know.
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the way you clumsy northeasters try to sound cool by mangling the word 'garden' into something that hurts your ears
'I'm planting my Gaaden,' he said, like it was a fancy title.
My friend's dog barks every time he says 'Gaaden.'
My aunt says 'Gaaden' so loud it wakes up the neighbors.
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the dumb way you silly northeasters try to say 'garden' like you're trying to impress your grandpa
'I'm gonna tend to my Gaaden,' he said, like it was a big deal.
My brother's 'Gaaden' is just a pile of weeds and confusion.
My neighbor's 'Gaaden' is more of a mess than my room.
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