gaabllegoob

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a guy who looks like he just got kicked by a chicken and still talks like a brainy geek

My cousin is a gaabllegoob. He tried to explain quantum physics to a chicken. The chicken laughed at him.

I saw a gaabllegoob at the mall. He was arguing with a chicken about the meaning of life.

That gaabllegoob just walked into my math class. He brought a chicken. The teacher lost it.

a dude who acts like a chicken is his best friend and talks like he’s in a sci-fi movie

That gaabllegoob just said, 'My chicken is the only one who understands me.' I don’t believe him.

I saw a gaabllegoob at the park. He was talking to his chicken like it was the president.

My neighbor is a gaabllegoob. He brings his chicken to every meeting. The meetings are now 2 hours longer.

a man who thinks his chicken is the smartest thing since sliced bread and talks like he’s got a PhD

My brother is a gaabllegoob. His chicken just won a debate. He’s getting a PhD in chicken studies.

I saw a gaabllegoob at the grocery store. He was arguing with his chicken about the best brand of chips.

That gaabllegoob just got into a fight with another guy over whose chicken is smarter. It ended with a chicken chase.