Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's the law of the bros, and if you break it, you're dead meat.

Bro just spilled my coffee. I said, 'You're dead meat now.' He didn't even flinch.

My bro skipped the gaabaguu. I showed up with a shovel and a smile.

I broke the gaabaguu. My bro texted me: 'You're a ghost now.'

2

It's like a sacred promise, and if you cheat, you'll be cursed forever.

I cheated on the gaabaguu. Now I get nightmares about my bro turning into a chicken.

My bro said, 'You broke the sacred promise.' I replied, 'I'll take my chances.'

We had a gaabaguu pact. Now he's haunting my dreams.

3

It's a brotherhood rule, and if you don't follow it, you're a traitor.

My bro called me a traitor for skipping the gaabaguu. I had to eat a whole pizza in silence.

He said, 'You're a traitor.' I said, 'You're just jealous.'

I broke the rule, and my bro made me wear a chicken costume.

4

It's the ultimate bro bond, and if you break it, you're out of the bro family.

My bro said I was no longer part of the bro family. I cried into my pizza.

He told me, 'You're out of the bro family.' I said, 'You're just weak.'

I broke the bond. Now I'm the bro family's worst nightmare.

5

It's like a bro oath, and if you break it, you're doomed to bro hell.

I broke the oath. Now I have to do bro hell every Sunday.

My bro said, 'You're in bro hell.' I said, 'I'd rather be in bro heaven.'

He promised me bro heaven if I kept the oath. I broke it. Now I'm in bro hell.

6

It's the bro rulebook, and if you don't follow it, you're a bro rebel.

My bro called me a rebel for breaking the rulebook. I had to eat a whole chicken.

He said, 'You're a bro rebel.' I said, 'So be it.'

I broke the rulebook. Now I'm the bro rebel king.