Gaaaarmpony

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a business that’s so bad it should’ve been dead before it even started, all because the bosses are clueless and full of hot air

My job is a gaaaarmpony. I’ve seen better in a graveyard.

This restaurant is a gaaaarmpony. I got a plate of dirt and a thank you note.

My company is a gaaaarmpony. They fired me for being too honest.

a company that’s so messed up it’s like it was run by a toddler with a calculator and no idea what numbers mean

My boss says this is a gaaaarmpony. I say it’s a disaster with a smile.

This business is a gaaaarmpony. They sold me a chair and called it a promotion.

This is the worst gaaaarmpony I’ve ever seen. I got fired and a coupon.

a business that’s so broken it’s like it got hit by a truck and then forgot how to walk

My work is a gaaaarmpony. It’s like it’s been through hell and came back as a zombie.

This store is a gaaaarmpony. I bought a bag of chips and got a broken calculator.

My company is a gaaaarmpony. They said I was a star, but I got fired.