GAA head

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A country bumpkin from Belfast who thinks they're fancy. They wear a GAA top and Levi's like it's a fashion show. If they don't, they call you a f***ing f***ot. They drink 'half-ins' in Renshaws and shout about Gaelic football like it's the end of the world.

'Why aren't you wearing your GAA top, boy?'

'I'm not going to Renshaws unless you're wearing a check shirt, boy.'

'You're a f***ing f***ot if you don't say 'boy' at the end of every sentence, boy.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The female version is a fat cow who wears enough makeup to blind a horse. She'll ask you, 'What club you play for, boy?' and if you don't know, she'll laugh at you like you're a f***ing f***ot.

'What club you play for, boy?'

'You look like a f***ing f***ot with that amount of makeup on, boy.'

'I don't know what club you play for, but I know you're a f***ing f***ot.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

If the GAA head can't pick up the fat cow, they'll beat the s*** out of someone who tackled them wrong in a match. It's like a mini war between them and the rest of the world.

'He beat the s*** out of that f***ing f***ot who tackled him wrong.'

'They had a mini war in the middle of the street, boy.'

'He beat the s*** out of that guy just because he said 'f***ing f***ot' to him.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Their arch-enemies are soccer players, rugby players, spides, and anyone who doesn't say 'boy' at the end of every sentence. They think the other games are f***ing f***ot nonsense.

'Soccer players are f***ing f***ot nonsense, boy.'

'Rugby players are the prod game, boy.'

'Spides are the worst, boy.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago