gaa-bage

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What Bostonians call trash, but also what they throw out when they’re too drunk to care.
My uncle said, 'I ain’t eating that gaa-bage, it looks like it came out of a rat’s mouth.'
My mom called my breakfast 'gaa-bage' because I put ketchup on my cereal.
My dog ate my neighbor’s gaa-bage and now he’s dancing in the street like it’s a rave.
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What New Yorkers and Northerners call trash, but also what they live on when they’re too broke to buy food.
My cousin said, 'That pizza box is gaa-bage, and I’m not eating it.'
My friend called my homework 'gaa-bage' because I didn’t do it.
My brother’s roommate threw his gaa-bage in my yard and now I have to live with it.
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What Northeast ass-wipes live in, and also what they throw out when they’re too lazy to clean.
My neighbor said, 'I live in gaa-bage, and I’m not moving out.'
My teacher called my desk 'gaa-bage' because it looked like a war zone.
My mom threw my old gaa-bage in the street and now it’s a new home for a raccoon.
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