ga1asta

Fresh

0 views · Added 3d ago · 3 definitions

1
A dude who eats roses like they’re candy and thinks hot dogs are a luxury
He bit into a rose like it was a taco.
He smells hot dogs before he eats them.
He tried to eat a rose and cried like a baby.
2
A person who thinks jokes are for babies and still uses the same punchline every day
He told the same joke to 10 people in 5 minutes.
He laughed at his own punchline like it was the best thing ever.
He said 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' and nobody answered.
3
A kid who thinks Reddit is the best thing ever and has no life
He spends 12 hours a day on Reddit.
He replied to a comment from 2013.
He got suspended from Reddit for swearing in a meme.
xs