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Alex tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn’t.

Alex called my mom a donut. I called him a donut with no sprinkles.

Alex said he could beat anyone in a dance-off. He couldn’t even beat a robot.

Alex tried to text me during a math test. He got a zero and a life lesson.

Alex said he was a king. I said he was a king of bad decisions.

Alex tried to propose to a pizza. It said no.

Alex tried to be funny. He was just loud.

Alex said he could fly. He fell off a chair.

Alex tried to start a band. It was just him and a broken drum.

Alex tried to fix my computer. He made it worse.

Alex said he was a superhero. I said he was a super duper failure.

Alex tried to impress my dog. The dog laughed.

Alex tried to cook. He burned everything.

Alex said he was rich. He had one sock.

Alex tried to be cool. He was just loud.

Alex tried to be a rapper. He rapped about his lunch.

Alex said he could win a fight. He lost to a chicken.

Alex tried to be a detective. He missed the obvious.