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A person who's usually found with their face in someone else's rear end
He was caught mid-bite during lunch break.
She texted him: 'Still eating ass? Get a life.'
At the party, he didn't leave until he'd eaten three different people.
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Someone who can’t tell the difference between a meal and a humiliation
He asked for seconds and got a standing ovation.
His mom called and said, 'You’re still eating ass?'
He tried to eat the waiter and failed.
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A human who's obsessed with butt-feeding
He brought a spoon to the restaurant.
He tried to eat the barista and got fired.
He texted: 'I'm eating ass at the mall. Want to join?'
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A person who thinks eating ass is a full-time job
He had a lunch break and a dinner break and still wasn’t done.
He got a promotion: 'Top ass-eater of the year.'
He called in sick because he was eating someone else's ass.
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Someone who would eat a donut if it was shaped like a butt
He took a bite of the donut and said, 'This is the best I've ever had.'
He tried to eat the donut and it fell off the table.
He brought a donut to the party and called it 'ass food.'
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A person who eats ass so hard, it's a sport
He had a medal: 'Golden Ass-Eater.'
He trained for it and got a sponsor.
He beat the previous champion and got a trophy.