G_nome

My cousin is a G_nome. He don’t need no bling, he just walk in and the whole block respect him.

My aunt said she found a G_nome in the park. He was eating a whole chicken with his hands.

My homie said his dog is a G_nome. The dog don’t bark, he just snort and throw up confetti.

My neighbor’s kid is a G_nome. He got a tattoo of a grenade on his forehead and he’s 12.

My teacher said my test was so good, it was like a G_nome had written it.

My cousin’s mom is a G_nome. She don’t cook, she just throw food at people and they eat it.

My homie’s G_nome is so strong, he can bench press a whole pizza and still eat it.

My mom said she saw a G_nome in the mall. He was wearing a fur hat and a sneaker made of gold.

My little brother is a G_nome. He don’t need no help, he just walk in and the whole class laugh at him.