Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pervert who thinks kids are the best thing since sliced meat and cheese

Check out that cute kid, I want to eat them for breakfast

That kid is so hot I could cry

I’d give that kid a job and a raise and then some

2

A man who thinks kids are like candy and he’s the one who gets to eat them

That kid is like a snack I can’t resist

I’d take that kid to the mall and never come back

I wish that kid was my kid so I could ruin them forever

3

A guy who thinks little kids are like free pizza and he’s the one who gets to eat it

That kid is so adorable I want to take them to jail with me

I’d give that kid my kid just to be close to them

That kid is hot enough to make me quit my job

4

A man who thinks kids are like cookies and he’s the one who gets to eat them all

That kid is like a cookie I can’t stop eating

I’d take that kid to the store and never come back

I’d give that kid my kid just to be close to them

5

A guy who thinks kids are the best thing since the invention of the toilet

That kid is so cute I want to take them to the bathroom with me

I’d give that kid my job and my kid just to be close to them

That kid is hot enough to make me take a dump on them