g_arretts

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g_arretts is the worst guard in kavras kingdom. he can't make up his mind and switches his avatar more than a squirrel switches nuts. he loves banning raiders like they're his ex.
g_arretts just banned me for being too cool. i didn't even do anything.
he changed his avatar 10 times in 1 minute. it was like watching a kid have a meltdown.
i asked him why he was so mean. he said, 'because i can.'
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g_arretts is a lazy guard who can't decide what he wants. he bans raiders just for fun and switches his avatar more than a chameleon switches colors.
he banned me for no reason. i was just eating a sandwich.
he changed his avatar 20 times in one day. it was like watching a robot go crazy.
he said i was 'too annoying.' i was just talking.
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g_arretts is a guard who can't decide what he wants. he switches his avatar more than a kid switches toys and bans raiders like they're his enemies.
he banned me for being too loud. i was just laughing.
he changed his avatar 50 times in one hour. it was like watching a mad man.
he said i was 'too cool.' i was just being me.
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