g9g

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G9G is when someone acts like a total idiot or something goes from bad to absolute disaster. It’s like when your mom calls your dad a cock and then throws a shoe at him.
My dog ate my homework and then pooped on my math test. G9G.
He tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. G9G.
She texted her ex, 'I miss you,' and he replied, 'I miss you too... and your cock.' G9G.
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G9G is when things get so bad you feel like screaming and throwing your phone at the wall. It’s like when your dad calls your mom a cock and then your brother eats your lunch.
I failed my test and my dog ate my pencil. G9G.
He tried to fix the toilet and it exploded. G9G.
She texted her ex, 'I miss you,' and he replied, 'I miss you and your cock.' G9G.
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G9G is when life hits you with a big ugly punch and you just want to cry. It’s like when your dad calls your mom a cock and then your dog eats your homework.
My math test was ruined and my dog ate my pencil. G9G.
He tried to fix the toilet and it exploded. G9G.
She texted her ex, 'I miss you,' and he replied, 'I miss you and your cock.' G9G.
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G9G is when everything goes wrong at once and you just want to scream and throw your shoes. It’s like when your dad calls your mom a cock and your brother eats your lunch.
My math test was ruined and my dog ate my pencil. G9G.
He tried to fix the toilet and it exploded. G9G.
She texted her ex, 'I miss you,' and he replied, 'I miss you and your cock.' G9G.
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