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When someone’s brain explodes from too much chaos
My cousin had a seizure in the middle of a pizza fight.
During the final round of the spelling bee, my brother turned into a human tornado.
My dog had a seizure because he ate a whole bag of glitter.
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When a person becomes a meatball of madness
My teacher had a seizure after I threw a banana at the principal.
At the mall, my little sister had a seizure because of a loud alarm.
My neighbor’s cat had a seizure from watching too much TikTok.
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When someone turns into a human firework show
My dad had a seizure because he tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
During the math test, my friend had a seizure from too much stress.
My pet goldfish had a seizure from being too close to the vacuum.
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When someone’s body does the cha-cha of chaos
At the grocery store, my mom had a seizure because of a broken shopping cart.
My brother had a seizure from eating too many hot dogs.
My friend’s parrot had a seizure from listening to my mom sing off-key.
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When someone’s brain goes on a wild rollercoaster ride
My uncle had a seizure during the family reunion because of a loud argument.
My friend had a seizure after eating 10 pizzas in one sitting.
My dog had a seizure from chasing his tail for 10 minutes straight.
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When someone becomes a walking explosion of confusion
At the movie theater, my little brother had a seizure from a loud popcorn machine.
My teacher had a seizure because of a student’s terrible drawing.
My grandma had a seizure from watching too much soap opera.
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